I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I’m 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I’ll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

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the struggle is real daww

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the struggle is real daww

I have seen Brad’s dick so many times. I just don’t want to see it anymore.
Jake, in Midnight screenings: Draft day

I can’t stop listening to my own ‘G-THANG’ youtube playlist. It has Dr Dre, NWA, 2pac, Wu Tang, Biggie, Jay-Z, etc. I feel very G now.

I don’t wanna go to sleep, I wanna stay up all night
I wanna just screw around
I don’t wanna think about what’s gonna be after this
I wanna just live right now

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Slow motion chipmunk grooming itself

"Ladies"

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hkirkh:

Slow motion chipmunk grooming itself

"Ladies"

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